The Four Worst Types of Toilet Users in the Office (Or Anywhere)

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Singapore is renowned for her clean and green image but if you have been to any neighborhood coffee shops also known as kopitiam, you will know the toilets are anything but clean and green. Not surprisingly really, since even the squeaky clean office buildings have the following types of toilet users.

Non-flushers

It’s straightforward. These users do not flush. And the next user is left to see and smell the yellow pee. Thankfully, when it comes to the bigger business, there are lesser of such type. Thank heavens for automatic flush.

Bobo shooters

In the army when you suck at shooting, you are a bobo shooter. (Don’t ask me what Bobo is, I don’t know either!) In the toilet, there are as many if not more Bobo shooters. Very bad aiming and there you have it, pee on the floor.

Pee-and-go

Simply, these users never ever lift the seat cover. I don’t get these, really. Haven’t they needed to poo and had to face a toilet seat sprinkled with pee? Maybe they never poo in public toilets. But I do. WTH.

Color blinders

Ok, this is more annoying than dirty. You lock the cubicle door, sit down and go about your business when someone tries to open the door. You get mildly shocked and you realize it’s another color blinder. Arghh! Can’t these people see that the door is closed for a reason and the color indicator is red?

There you have it - the four worst types of toilet users. Look around your office, your colleagues could be one of these. I’ve heard the female toilet is even worse. Maybe now, you will look at your colleagues differently.

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